Some Strange Things Have Been Found In Google Maps…And Here Are The Creepiest.

When The Interspecies War Got Real

Who said interspecies wars are surreal pieces of imagination? Here is a flock of heavily armed seagulls acting in formation on a mission to destabilize human mobility equipment. Their next move is to ambush the Internet so you cannot read till the end of the list. But if you are lucky enough, our credit banks just might give in to their ransom demands, and humanity could get another chance at life. And if this is not a real war, somebody might need to reach out to their car insurance papers right now. Those seagulls are all about to wreck at least a dozen cars with irreversible scratches (so your auto insurance must have a special rider to cover bird attacks). And we are not even mentioning the mass of fresh paint that they have planned to leave on the cars. If our cars were anywhere close, we would already be calling the insurance companies by now. The other way around would be to sell the car for charity. That works just fine if you were looking to buy a new one shortly. Oh, and, don’t forget to check your home insurance policy as well.

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